boooooooring.

Minimalist? How about minimal-ick. The Golden Globes dresses were so incredibly boring. Boring boring boring. Boring like using the word "boring" over and over with no synonyms. Of particular disappointment to me was Emma Stone. Let's review. She was wearing a Calvin Klein Collection dress and Van Cleef and Arpels earrings.

Why? Why would you wear something that 1. clashes so unflatteringly with your newly Oompa Loompa'd skin, and 2. is so desperately underaccessorized. And am I the only one who doesn't like her as a blond? People are all raving about it and complimenting it, but I think it looks...not good.

Anyway, I think she should have worn this Gucci belt with it. I would have really liked that combination. The gold belt would be super-fabulous with the gold tassels hanging down. I would have turned it so that the tassels were hanging down the side, not the center. I don't know, the tassels hanging down in front of the crotch is a little odd to me.

florals? for spring? groundbreaking.

 Yeah, yeah. Spring comes around, we all put on floral prints. But I still love them dearly. Here's how I'll be wearing them this spring. I'll be throwing in a button-down to stay on trend for spring. The details and all that jazz can be found here.

zsa zsa couture

I'm not very good at introductory-type things. I always find that I sound like I'm trying soooo hard to be witty and clever and fabulous. So here are some basic facts.

I'm Hannah. I'm 19. I live in Portland. The cool one, not the one in Maine.

Likes:
• Bright colors
• Jewelry
• Sparkle
• Maximalism
• Isabella Blow

Dislikes:
• Minimalism
• Hannah MacGibbon (sorry, Chloe fans)
• Monochromatic color schemes
• Tapered pants that make your thighs look like chicken legs (which is most of them on most women)
• Subtlety

Anyway, with Zsa Zsa Couture, I hope to rid the world of boring, drab clothes and a lack of accessorizing. Accessories are the key to happiness. Do not shun them, my darlings. They will bring you joy.